candideye's "candid eye" exposed...!!

Stuff · 06-22-2006, 01:56 AM

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If you've ever wondered how candideye got his username...now you know! I swore the entire Research & Development staff at STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES, INTL. to secrecy while we were developing his new eye but I never signed an agreement. And well, I just thought it was time for the truth to be told.

A few years ago, candideye was involved in a horrible drinking accident. No! He wasn't drunk or anything, he was drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper from 7-11 while driving and hit a pothole. It wasn't a pretty site when the paramedics arrived, with that big fat red straw sticking out where his eye use to be. I got a call from Oscar Goldman, he was working for us, then...telling me about the accident and after we found out candideye had great health insurance, we knew he was our candidate for the experimental eye procedure.

It took a team of 32 surgeons and scientists but after two days straight in the OR and lab, candideye had his new, "candid eye"...his vision was stronger, faster, and he could now take candids "in a blink of an eye." (hehehe - sorry)

THANKS TO TELEPHOTO INK'S CONTRIBUTION IN THE R&D OF THIS PRODUCT.
AFTER DISCOVERING "TELEPHOTO INK", WHICH WILL SOON REVOLUTIONIZE HOW
WE TAKE PICTURES, HE LEFT THE PROJECT TO MAKE HIS FORTUNE IN THE WORLD.

candideye · 06-22-2006, 10:32 AM

I trusted you! I knew I should have pressed you to sign the secrecy agreement. But no...you were all, "Hey man you can trust me. I can keep a secret." Well, that's the last time I let STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES, INTL. and your team of scientists operate on one of MY eyes!

This is awesome!

Telephoto Ink · 06-22-2006, 11:01 AM

Now I know how Candideye was able to get all those great shots. I'm going to go buy me a 7-11 Big Gulp right now so the same thing can happen to me.

bearcat7777 · 06-22-2006, 02:51 PM

I'm frankly dissappointed that he skimped and got the 30D and didn't get the EOS-1Ds Mark II camera implanted in his head. Imagine the pictures from the full frame 16.7 megapixel CMOS image sensor!

BelyakoV · 06-22-2006, 02:59 PM

I want one too,

make that two ...

... theres plenty of room

BigCityScene · 06-22-2006, 07:40 PM

Stuff, That looks pretty cool.

I want one, but I want it installed in the back of my head!

Gramps · 06-22-2006, 08:48 PM

HaHa...you are to funny, excellent

Vitahappy · 06-23-2006, 05:24 AM

haha, truely a classic

job well done

DaLf · 06-26-2006, 09:14 PM

Make me one with a 28mm-500mm zoom F1.8 IS hahahaha

06-22-2006, 01:56 AM	#1
Stuff Master Candid Replier Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,096 Picture Attachments: 7 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	candideye's "candid eye" exposed...!! . .......... If you've ever wondered how candideye got his username...now you know! I swore the entire Research & Development staff at STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES, INTL. to secrecy while we were developing his new eye but I never signed an agreement. And well, I just thought it was time for the truth to be told. A few years ago, candideye was involved in a horrible drinking accident. No! He wasn't drunk or anything, he was drinking a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper from 7-11 while driving and hit a pothole. It wasn't a pretty site when the paramedics arrived, with that big fat red straw sticking out where his eye use to be. I got a call from Oscar Goldman, he was working for us, then...telling me about the accident and after we found out candideye had great health insurance, we knew he was our candidate for the experimental eye procedure. It took a team of 32 surgeons and scientists but after two days straight in the OR and lab, candideye had his new, "candid eye"...his vision was stronger, faster, and he could now take candids "in a blink of an eye." (hehehe - sorry) THANKS TO TELEPHOTO INK'S CONTRIBUTION IN THE R&D OF THIS PRODUCT. AFTER DISCOVERING "TELEPHOTO INK", WHICH WILL SOON REVOLUTIONIZE HOW WE TAKE PICTURES, HE LEFT THE PROJECT TO MAKE HIS FORTUNE IN THE WORLD. Last edited by Stuff; 06-22-2006 at 02:38 AM..

06-22-2006, 10:32 AM	#2
candideye Lucky Pessimist Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,472 Picture Attachments: 376 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 70 Times in 18 Posts	I trusted you! I knew I should have pressed you to sign the secrecy agreement. But no...you were all, "Hey man you can trust me. I can keep a secret." Well, that's the last time I let STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES, INTL. and your team of scientists operate on one of MY eyes! This is awesome! __________________ ------------ Canon 30D Canon 10D 70-200 2.8L IS 24-105 4L IS 50 1.8

06-22-2006, 11:01 AM	#3
Telephoto Ink Candidographer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: I'm lost Posts: 2,118 Picture Attachments: 9 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	Now I know how Candideye was able to get all those great shots. I'm going to go buy me a 7-11 Big Gulp right now so the same thing can happen to me. __________________ ------------------ When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. -Marilyn Manson

06-22-2006, 02:51 PM	#4
bearcat7777 1 life down, 8 lives left Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,487 Picture Attachments: 0 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	I'm frankly dissappointed that he skimped and got the 30D and didn't get the EOS-1Ds Mark II camera implanted in his head. Imagine the pictures from the full frame 16.7 megapixel CMOS image sensor! __________________ » Assorted NYC Shots » NYC Shots Features » Assorted NYC Faces » Team NYC Shots

06-22-2006, 08:48 PM	#7
Gramps Old Crusader Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: East of Cali..truth Posts: 2,445 Picture Attachments: 824 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 22 Posts	HaHa...you are to funny, excellent __________________ I am the AARP crusader...thats my delusion and I'm sticking to it!.....Jihad Gramps

06-22-2006, 02:59 PM	#5
BelyakoV aka agent Mulder :) Join Date: May 2006 Location: Underneath the waves Posts: 834 Picture Attachments: 0 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I want one too, make that two ... ... theres plenty of room

06-22-2006, 07:40 PM	#6
BigCityScene I love candidOGRAPHY Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: US Posts: 326 Picture Attachments: 1 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Stuff, That looks pretty cool. I want one, but I want it installed in the back of my head!

06-23-2006, 05:24 AM	#8
Vitahappy not enough space for me Join Date: May 2005 Location: Whats it to ya?? Posts: 3,727 Picture Attachments: 211 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 52 Thanks: 2 Thanked 29 Times in 22 Posts	haha, truely a classic job well done __________________ ------------------------------------ (\_/) (O.o) (> <)

06-26-2006, 09:14 PM	#9
DaLf candidOGRAPHY Sniper! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 629 Picture Attachments: 36 Video Attachments: 0 Credits: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 3 Posts	Make me one with a 28mm-500mm zoom F1.8 IS hahahaha

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