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deliriouspixel
10-08-2004, 12:42 PM
Hello, my name is Inigo Delirious Pixel Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Now, offer me money...

Power too. Promise me that...

Offer me everything I ask for...

I want my membership, you son of bitch!



Hi, my name is deliriouspixel. I am an irrecoverable candidogohololic. It's been 11 hours and 16 minutes since I last snapped a picture of a girl I do not know. Please help me continue with my affliction and I will do what I can to support you in yours. Thank you.



Dear Grand Poo Pah Directors of Candidography,

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself as a Level 2 candidography student assigned to a placement with you from October 2004 to February 2032. I am looking forward to continuing my learning at your facility.

Before the commencement of my placement, I do have a few questions I would like to ask in order to prepare myself adequately. First, is there any information I should read prior to starting the placement? Second, is there a dress code? And third, to whom do I report on my first day, where and what time?

I would like to tell you a little about myself and my past fieldwork, volunteer/work experiences. My first placement was at another place. In this placement I identified my strengths as Shutter Priority, Continuous Drive, and AI Servo. Based on this experience I know I need to work further on Focus.

A brief resume is enclosed. I look forward to hearing from you soon to confirm my placement.

Sincerely,

deliriouspixel
lord of my eyes



Hey dudes, 'Sup?! I know a guy in the band. I'm cool. Lemme in. :cool: :p

archman
10-08-2004, 03:26 PM
Hey, it's DP! Let this dude in, poobah!

archman
10-08-2004, 04:28 PM
Hey, it's DP! Let this dude in, poobah!

OOPs! He's already in, personally vouched by the poobah :)

SnappinT
10-09-2004, 10:00 PM
did he say he was a delicious pickle?

what?

SnappinT
10-11-2004, 08:33 AM
I have the strangest desire to cover that girl in Thousand Island dressing...is this wrong?

deliriouspixel
10-11-2004, 04:15 PM
Yes. A very tasty treat for our fellow candidoholics. You must go back and harvest summore of them pretty leafy things, but please do be careful not to cut too closely to them lovely stems, and I'll pass on the dressing, thank you very much. :)