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the boss
04-24-2006, 08:07 PM
You stole my wife from me!

You son of a female dog!

You donkey hole!

I was looking at your profile and she was standing over my shoulder and said "Oh he's hot!!!" We all know my wife has an affinity for negros. So to change the subject, I said "That's seemaya, that crazy brother from the armpit of the US. He's the guy who poses with Leroy Johnson" she said, "I wanna see his Leroy Johnson"

When I get out there, I'm going to beat you like you stole something!
Viking Steel
04-24-2006, 08:17 PM
Heh, No wonder there is so much war in the world! :lol:
Stuff
04-24-2006, 08:24 PM
Boss...I don't think you have any room to talk on the subject of "being true." I happen to have it, on good authority I'll add, that you have sought out the love of another(s) while backpacking through the mountains.

"First stone"..."Glass houses"...and all that.
the boss
04-24-2006, 08:32 PM
it was one time and it was cause I was lonley.

I couldn't help it cc brought his goat as well
seemaya
04-24-2006, 11:28 PM
hey boss, show her theze...:love:



i'L taKe her out fer drinKs neXt time i'm in yer hood...

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3977/seemayahustler9wu.jpg


er jus taKe her fer a RiDe...hehe

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9044/seemayaonbikesmall4tu.jpg


we'L have a BLasT!!!!...ya dont mind babysittin that night do ya?


Leroy liKes white women too...i'L bRing um along!

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/936/leroylemmiein3md.jpg



:kiss: http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/320/seemayaflames9ej.gif:kiss:
Gonja
04-24-2006, 11:44 PM
hahahaha
Stuff
04-25-2006, 03:23 AM
http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc273/th_49707_1.jpg

I will have nightmares after viewing this image but first...I must stop LAUGHING before I can even think of going to bed.
Stuff
04-25-2006, 04:35 AM
http://img130.imagevenue.com/loc54/th_53358_SDA.jpg



BOSS...if you're worried about your missus' sneaking off to some swank Motel Six with seemaya or sneaking kisses behind the bathrooms at the Annual cO Summer Picnic, then you need to keep an eye on her. And not just any old eye will do...a "private" eye is what you need. I haven't kept that particular small part of STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES very active, as of late but we can still get the job done for you. I've only retained one employee in that division, Wilfred "Knuckles" O'Mally, a retired New York City Detective. Last check, he was in a nursing home in upstate NY but I think he was a voluntary admit there so I can probably get him leave as needed. I'll need to check, though. Whatever you decide, BOSS, just let me know. But please remember...YOUR stuff is safe with STUFF! Which...is not necessarily true with seemaya.
the boss
04-26-2006, 06:37 PM
Got your card,

One day, I may call upon your services....
OverandUnder
04-26-2006, 11:11 PM
SeeMaya's got it all...Great looks and a big Johnson.

Kiss your wife goodbye, boss! :D
the boss
04-29-2006, 04:06 PM
It's good to know people. SEEMAYA, your days are numbered. I might have to whack you out.

http://img130.imagevenue.com/loc54/th_53358_SDA.jpg



BOSS...if you're worried about your missus' sneaking off to some swank Motel Six with seemaya or sneaking kisses behind the bathrooms at the Annual cO Summer Picnic, then you need to keep an eye on her. And not just any old eye will do...a "private" eye is what you need. I haven't kept that particular small part of STUFF WORLDWIDE ENTERPRISES very active, as of late but we can still get the job done for you. I've only retained one employee in that division, Wilfred "Knuckles" O'Mally, a retired New York City Detective. Last check, he was in a nursing home in upstate NY but I think he was a voluntary admit there so I can probably get him leave as needed. I'll need to check, though. Whatever you decide, BOSS, just let me know. But please remember...YOUR stuff is safe with STUFF! Which...is not necessarily true with seemaya.
seemaya
04-29-2006, 06:43 PM
It's good to know people. SEEMAYA, your days are numbered. I might have to whack you out.


but that wuLd upset the wiFey...an ya know ya dont wanna be doin that.

:kiss:
the boss
04-29-2006, 07:32 PM
but that wuLd upset the wiFey...an ya know ya dont wanna be doin that.

:kiss:

You keep digging that grave buddy.


FYI, I'm super pumped up as I've been playing the video game "THE GODFATHER" all week and since 6am today. 24hours later, I'm underboss. Forgetaboutit
Stuff
04-29-2006, 09:05 PM
60649
the boss
04-30-2006, 01:08 AM
60649

hahahahha

Can't imagine Bob Marley as a member of La Familia
dopa73
05-01-2006, 04:25 PM
Yer a bunch of crazy so and so's. LOL.
the boss
05-01-2006, 09:18 PM
Sad thing?

No one will argue the point
seemaya
05-01-2006, 11:01 PM
FYI, I'm super pumped up as I've been playing the video game "THE GODFATHER" all week and since 6am today. 24hours later, I'm underboss. Forgetaboutit


so you have big thumbs????...whatayagunna do? poKe my eye out? :lol:
that aint quite the same as what happened ta Mo Green....ha!

eazy cowboy. dont make me go Paulie WaLnuts on ya. :lu
the boss
05-01-2006, 11:48 PM
Did you know Mo Green was fashioned after Benny Bugsy Siegal ?
Stuff
05-02-2006, 12:26 AM
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/6485/left5hj.gif .......... http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8250/right8we.gif

All I'm hearing is a bunch of panty-waste, hand-slapping back and forth, girlie-girlie fighting sort of stuff! You know, just a bunch of "Grrrr's...!" and some "Aaarrr's...!" Chest-thumping and territorial stances being made.

When are we gonna' see some ACTION?!?