Breaking News - Science Improves the Bra

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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University
has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts
from jiggling and prevents the nipples
from pushing through the fabric when
cold weather sets in. At a news conference
announcing the invention,
a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside
and kicked the shit out of him.

[the boss]

I wish I could have been part of the group of men that kicked the shit out of him!

[archman]

Now if we could just find the fucker that invented skorts....

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Yeah that dude deserves a mile high wedgie.